Random Thoughts 2:
The Cubs, Svengoolie, Superdawg and Giordano’s on N Rush, that is Chicago to me. And of course, the Bean, Andy’s Jazz Club, the Navy Pier and bone chilling Lake winds. I’m glad I don’t have a reason to visit Chicago; because I’d hate to have to admit the danger of being killed or hurt outweigh the happiness of visiting my favorite places. That’s a shame. Fuck you, Lori Lightfoot.
Let’s face the facts: the world has not been the same since Tropic Thunder. The Gods cannot easily forget let alone forgive that level of sarcastic satire.
How did Kelly Anne Conway go from a “AAAAAHHHH!!”, to an attractive woman with some mileage showing (and of course there’s those 8 extra teeth!)
In the episode “The Dorcons” of the 1970s television series Space: 1999, we have the following dialogue:
CONSUL VARDA: “Commander, the Psychon will tell you how futile it is to resist us.”
PSYCHON: “Resistance is futile.” (With a grinning nod to Jeff Coopwood).
During the period 2012-2014 there were 1,098 deaths in New York City each year due to unintentional motor vehicle traffic-related injuries, That’s a fatality rate of 28 in 500,000. Just crossing the street! On October 8, 2017 the National Center for Health Statistics showed the fatality rate among bungee jumpers to be 1 in 500,000. Still think bungee jumping is dangerous?
An ominous silence has arisen from Cory Booker, the US Senate’s ruggedly handsome black Tony Curtis best known for immortalizing the fake off the cuff speech with his legendary Spartacus remarks on the Senate Floor during the Supreme Court nomination of Brett Kavanaugh. Cory is rumored to be in serious talks with JAY-Z to allow a Booker / Beyonce marriage to be announced before the Democratic 2024 convention.
