In the last six months:
My McAfee anti-virus subscription has expired 235 times.
I have 87 packages awaiting my confirming receipt.
I’ve won 65 Milwaukee Drills.
I’ve missed 122 opportunities to unclog my bowels.
I’ve passed on 49 free MacBook Pro offers.
I’ve passed up 181 opportunities to get my “erection muscle” working like a teenager.
I could have cut my electric bill by 70% 87 times.
I do my best to make life hell for any phone caller who attempts to take advantage of my diminished mental capacity. A few, I have driven into fits of apoplectic rage. One unfortunately was my wife who actually started to feel sorry for the Mumbai guy who just wanted my credit card number. For the rest, I rely on my Spam filter. Otherwise, I like my Spam fried with a sunny-side up egg.
kongoboken 